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"It's more Pink than Burgundy!" (Quote from some random girl walking out of Burg one night)

I snorted a gnat the other day. I literally thought I was going to die. I was so stressed.

Conan is so badass. * ("There'a a new app, that lets you get items at a 7-Eleven, without using cash, or credit card. The app is known as a "gun".)

We, the U.S., are in a tremendous strategic position of leverage as a result of the recent uprisings and support for democracy in the Middle East. Aren't we? or, at least, shouldn't we be?

Jeezus, though, on the other hand, the fact that our allies are *arming* the rebel groups. Duh. Fail.

Way to go, Middle East. Democracy, structure, political representation, etc.

Facebook basically could potentially equal "every person I've ever met in my Life".

Someone should write a novel about Tiger Woods.

The Stupidification of America. :(

Hey you know who I like? Superintendent Chalmers

Idea: Get everyone in some other country hooked on (our) drugs. For America!

Warren Buffett on The Office?! And his jokes were epic. That was amazing.

Yuck

Can we have some real talk for a second, and agree to (finally) collectively realize that ""hipster"" is the worst - style - trend ever? Seriously. Ugh.

Fail Whale

Posteal

Nobody will ever be able to beat this pickup line: Hi, I'm ____, I'm the dude that killed #OsamaBinLaden

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