Tuesday, December 27, 2022

HEaY

Hey I'd love to start learning about whomever may follow my blogs. Start commenting with pics, locations, commentary, whatever! Thanx

Monday, December 26, 2022

life hack xmas edition

Waiting & Guessing Game

​Whatupp I'm bored stuck at my Mom's house but she isn't even here yet but her husband is I'm by myself.

Whom, do you think, did I intend to send this text to? Hummmmmm?

CHvRCHES

If my soulmate had a voice (she does, out there, somewhere), but anyway, it would be the girl from Chvrches. So beautiful. Listening to "Clearest Blue" right now.

Thursday, December 22, 2022

Freedom!

​Deleting Facebook from my iPhone has given me a fuckin awesome, free feeling. Best idea ever. Love it. (Written on my iPhone)

Monday, December 19, 2022

Idea

 Public Service Announcement: Invest in a vape today. You'll thank yourself later.

Sunday, December 18, 2022

Eminem

My mullet is absolutely killing the game right now. I'm sorry to all the other guys out there - you never had a chance, anyway.



Be Present

I don't know what to get my Grandfather for Christmas.


He's dead.

Friday, December 16, 2022

X-Mas List for Santey

If you're wondering what to get me for Christmas (or my upcoming birthday IYKYK) - one of my current vapes is trash. I could use a new one, Santa. Thx bye

I'm sorry

I'm sorry to use this slang but it is the only way I know how to state the following. "I am equal parts genius and retarded."

STU.P.id

I heard *you* just spent ten minutes walking around looking for your vape with it in your pocket. Not me.

Monday, November 14, 2022

Invention

 LMBL. IYKYK. (I hereby invent that first implied phrase,)

Tuesday, September 13, 2022

Tommy Pickles?

 Speaking of pickles, wouldn't you think that cucumbers would be added to more sandwiches?

Monday, September 12, 2022

Monday, September 5, 2022

Turnt

 I'm so hooked up that I wear nice t-shirts to bed. #fly

Sunday, September 4, 2022

Moo Seventy-Two

 Moo Seventy-Two is launching. Let's see how quickly I can get this set up.

Thursday, September 1, 2022

Declaration

AFI is my favorite band. I would FREAK OUT if I got to meet Jade Puget. Please allow this to happen kthx