I find

It is incredibly difficult to imagine a time before "that's what she said."

Magic

I'm proud of you, Dodgers! C ya this season. - sincerely, Angels.

Idea

No voting past a certain age

Pourquoi

Why does Doris Kearns Goodwin make me do the "F Yeah" devil horns? She rocks.

Hi fyi

Ladies and gentlemen, I've found the Whitest place on Earth; it's Arclight Cinemas.
...

Update from my life; it is currently May 7, 2017:

*It is probably Portland, Oregon.

Nas is Like, Arclight

As a DJ, right now I'd like to mix Nas (which I'm listening to right now) and Rancid.

F This!

Muslim Woman Beaten to Death in Hate Crime (California) - She Died on March 24th 2012

NO. This is so fucked up! The person who did this should be deported.

Rightnow

Haha whoops. I was flirting with this girl until she said her name is Brenda. I said "huh? what is it?" about fifty times. Sorry ugly name.

Newz

WAIT why do we even give Cheney a heart transplant at this point? Is he even that important? (No)

O Idea

Idea: Obama 2012 should get the word "Keep" in the consciousness.

F SF

Shepard Fairey should be in jail.

KA

Khan Academy, oh my God.

- Sent from my official Apple iPhone

Idea

American "Indians" should have a say in our Government. We could benefit from them. Save the Earth. - S.M.

MYAngels

Waait. Am I supposed to become religious since I literally used to pray for The Angels to get Albert Pujols, and it came true? HM......

Idea

NEW system, I'm a genius. We should just have to pick a person to be President. And they have to / would be compelled to

- Posted from my official Apple iPhone

Facebiteme

Facebook is so fuckin shady. I noticed just now how incredibly hard they make it to find, and delete a message on there. #TheyWantEverything #IOriginallyAccidentallyTypedEveryoneAndThatMakesSenseToo