Friday, December 31, 2010

Horay

Hooray at my newly-activated credit card. current mood: Happy

H8U

"Is dat 'hopey', changey' stuff workan' out forya??" - stupid ass @SarahPalinUSA. Please disappear this year, SarahKthaankya. :)

Monday, December 27, 2010

Vice Guide To Everything

MTV's The Vice Guide To Everything is the realest shit ever.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Woh

It seems that iTunes just significantly extended all of the "preview" plays. Awesome. Nicely done, S.J.

X-Mass

I just posted the following on Moo's Facebook. I kinda like it, and other people do, too.

* "Murry Chrustmus"

Friday, December 24, 2010

TwiTwat

I just posted the following on Twitter.

RT @MooProducts: If herb was bad for you... I would be dead 500x by now. (point: it's healthy! smoke da ganja. yah. jah rastafari. #putitindaairrrr)

p.s. #WeedLife

oh yeah p.s.2 regarding what's up there. srsly. doesn't, like, every athlete smoke weed? umm. NBA? Michael Phelps? best lungs in the world? Yeah, if they do, I donnnn't think it's too bad for you.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Rawrsome Dog

This dog is incredible! ↓
Video: Smartest Dog Ever!

Taylor Swiff

I liiike Taylor Swift... but at the same time there's something about her I really don't like. What's that about? She's, I think, pretty much the only one about whom I feel that way.

p.s. I meant to publish that yesterday but I guess I didn't. And I'm re-watching her performing on tv and thinking about it, and I definitely like her, more than not.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Serah Paylinn

"Sarah Palin" is so fucking dumb. She's too dumb to even understand what she is attempting to do. Please get lost, "Mama grizzly". You idiot.

Frankie

I find it really weird that my dog prefers to wear a collar with a little charm (right now, it's a robot face). What's that about? I wonder.

uhh

If you "are what you eat"... then I am Thai food.

Friday, December 17, 2010

"Generation I"

(for "I" [in a narcissistic way] and "Internet") I HATE this generation and what we've become. I hate Facebook, Twitter, Mark Zuckerberg, our entire generation, and so forth.

- Sean.


worst generation ever?

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Best new hobby

I have the best new hobby. -> Listening to / Finding music by using YouTube, then converting them to mp3s by using www.vidtomp3s.com (+ making playlists.)

Friday, December 10, 2010

Idea:

Google / G-mail: "View: Unread"

[Update: Currently Aug. 2, 2011 - In the past few weeks, this ^ is just about exactly what Google has implemented. Ha!]

Subweez

I like Subway (now, at least) but I reeeally hate (have always hated) their b.s. about "sandwich artists". Yeah right. Half of you are shitty at it and don't give a f. God, I hate that.

Karl Malone

Wait wth so Karl Malone is coming back to the NBA?

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Sunday, November 28, 2010

2090

I can't wait 'til the years are, like, 2090 and shit.

Moo

* "Music is Overrated." # I bet none of you would wear that shirt, and that's why I think it's cool. Ha.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Vampire Weakend

So mad at Vampire Weekend for letting a song be used in some dumb commercial. Never, ever a good move, bands. H8

Friday, November 19, 2010

Stout Burger

I'm so tempted to go to Stout Burger right now...

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Kitty Cats Drinking

This is secretly really awesome. : (http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20101111/sc_afp/usscienceresearchanimalcat_20101111202537) :

US researchers on Thursday unveiled the secret of how cats lap water or milk with such elegance, a phenomenon that happens so fast it cannot be followed by human eyes. Cats are among the many species that, unlike humans, cannot close their mouths and create suction. With help from from high-speed video taken of a felines lapping liquid, researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) and Princeton University found that household cats and larger felines like tigers balance gravity and inertia as they imbibe liquids.

Taco B


Taco Bell is easily my *most favorite of the fast food franchises.
(*I know it's not proper English but it's at least partly for emphasis.)

Monday, November 8, 2010

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Due Date

Due Date is the best movie ever and I'm gonna see it 50,009 more times.

Wanna come?
Preferably girls.
Get at me.
#DeuxEntendre

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Teach me...


lol RT @joa_quin haha RT @_virgil: Instruct me how to Douglas

"Buffalo Sprout"

I just ate (created) a "Buffalo Sprout". Eh, not very good though. However, these "baby brussel sprouts" which are microwaveable are pretty good... I guess.

Sunday, October 31, 2010

Dogz

Lisa James on Facebook haha:

"Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?"

Friday, October 22, 2010

Random

Americans need to be more aggressive. #HaveSomePrideJeesh

America sucks now. :(

Snax / Idea: Oreo should make cereals

Random: What ever happened to The New Radicals?

Moo Products: I posted the following Tuesday 10/5 on The facebook, talking about Moo Products, and "American Apparel" (BARF.) : I wanna take them down! My shirts are BETTER than American Apparel bullshit. Yeah I've been thinking about it, and I'll say it. They're a little longer and slightly more loose than AA. (Amapp "medium" = Moo "Small"). Better fabric, better construction, more comfortable. People. Love. Them. Ask Jesse at Beauty Bar or Graham at Beauty Bar or Ernie C in Body Count or Stephanie Sanchez at Salon 11 or DJ Joaquin or Mike Prado in Crowded West or me. Cuz I made them, for myself. To be amazing. They're fucking arsome. Send me feedback too. - www.MooProducts.com

Random / Life: "Religion" should be just called "Teachings"

Random: Isn't the mystery flavor always the best?

Snax: Taco Bell XXL Chalupa?

Cool: Woahhhh Jonesy's Jukebox is back, I guess!! What?? KROQ 7-9 pm tonight (Sunday). I just heard an ad. Sick!!! Welcome back Jonesy + good music!

"We're just organisms." - Moo
We are simply the most advanced life forms.
Think about it.

Biz / Government: See, you (Government) need to fund and enforce things like a community center with a gym, classes, etc. Gov' needs to look out for / be concerned about the health / welfare / life(span) of its citizens.

Random: So random but Neal Schon is my f'ing hero. (Has there ever been a better band than Journey? I mean...)

Declared: best term / word for weed = "buddha"

Idea: Own a web spot / address just like you have a physical address

BizIdea: a Kabob truck (or restaurant) // w. veggies, meats, sauces

New discovery: Break.com - great, entertaining website. www.Break.com

Biz: I thought up the idea for "Google TV" before anyone ever (including me) heard about it. I wrote about the idea in April of this year.

Random: Srsly, eliminate capital gains tax!!

Random: Are "hipsters" imaginary? (Think about it...)

Random: Fuck Shepard Fairey.

Biz / Politics: @Villaraigosa is a fucking idiot. Building a rail line from Crenshaw district to LAX? Who the fuck does that help? What's the point? Good one. (Think about it this way: was that the BEST option? We're gonna get a rail (yay!) and THAT's what it's gonna be? Wow what the fuck. Colossal failure.

Snax: I've been into putting salt and pepper on food lately.

Random: EW. Girls that are full-of-themselves really gross me out. NAGL, women of the world.
Also, pretty girls lose all my interest and respect when I realize they're with complete douchebags. Wow. Get a clue, ladies.

Jeezus though - bunch of lovely / pretty people here at BLD brunch

BizBlog: Someone should make a hip hop track sampling "Upside Down" by Diana Ross. That'd be hot.

RT @McFlyest: Slurpees or Icees? Voting begins.. Now.

Random: I will always hate Josh Hommey (Homme). Fuck you Josh Hommey. Douchebag. Rancid and Tim Armstrong Forever!

Random: Hey Brentwooders, remember Dr. Temple? Holy crap. That guy?? Really? Check it out! - http://ironman.com/columns/ironmanlife/kevin-mackinnon-recounts-hunter-temples-amazing-ironman-story

Random: The girl "Angela" from The Office is interesting. She looks real busted from far, but a little bit better closer-up. Opposite of a "Monet". #Clueless

Random: Humans are just the only animals with hubris / pride. Aren't we?

Random: Hey, LA has seasons now. That's basically what's happened recently, I just realized.

Music / Life: I f'ing hate Weezer and Rivers so much.

Why "Rivers Cuomo" is a sell-out:

He's happy; now he can have what he wants cuz he's rich. He literally is a sell-out. He just wants to remain rich (in sacrifice of the music). He doesn't care (about the music), anymore. Weezer used to try. Now all their songs are formulaic (a very dumbass formula, btw), and they all sound the same. Basic, juvenile, and stupid. They don't even try, nor attempt to pretend that they are trying. Pathetic.

Random: God I really hope the Rangers win the World Series. (I can't believe I'm saying that.)

BizIdea: drive thru Milkshakes, drinks etc

Biz / Politics: Is he a President or a fucking B-list celebrity? Jeezus. He's not supposed to be your "cool", Black friend. He's supposed to be our fucking President. Also, can we (i.e. you) please stop calling him just "Obama", already? President Obama. That's fucking disrespectful. I can't believe so many people call him "Obama". It's racist. Think about it. You are all racists.

Random: Omg srsly, Sarah Palin new show starting soon on TLC? = W.T.F.!? :(

Monday, October 18, 2010

Friday, October 15, 2010

This shit is bananas

Do you know that peeling a banana by use of the stem side is "incorrect"? Well, the way monkeys (and I) peel bananas: simply pinch the side without the stem. It splits right in half. It's a good trick.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Moo Products (it's not about Moo Products)

Sept 14: I'm clearly being discriminated against at Subway because I don't speak Spanish. Wtf?

I think @BarackObama just needs to have one goal -> Encourage people to DO SOMETHING. Then it'll all work out.

Random: Someone should make a rap track called "Olly Olly Oxenfree"

Random: What ever happened to Natalie Imbruglia? Remember her (one song)?

BizBlog: You know what is (/ was?) the worst idea in the world? Theme restaurants.

40. Me (at The Roxy) ((but actually, always...)) : "Oh I like that girl... Wait, that's a girl, right?" p.s. IDGAF icydn

92. Holy shit holy shit holy shit this lady playing the (jazz) saxaphone. = hottest thing I've ever seen (with one exception.) (update: I now can't remember what the "one exception" is supposed to be.)

124. America doesn't know how to do anything anymore.

111. Douche indicator: you don't take your sunglasses off inside. You're a douche.

Random: We are all ants, and we are shitty ones at that.

Random: 9/15: This show "Overhaulin'" on Discovery Channel that I've never seen before, is pretty awesome. "...stop on a dime and give you 9 cents change." haha. this dude actually just said that.

Snax / Tip: Bacon Pizza equals best pizza ever (+ stuffed crust) // <- Shout-out to Sara Ludy. Or whoever's idea that was actually.




Snax / Tip: Wanna know something cool (woah literally) my friend Tim taught me? Drinks cool down soooo much faster if laid horizontally. "Cooling down" anything is, in fact, just heat leaving from the object, so the amount of horizontal surface area is crucial to the "chillness" to time ratio. Omg that was worded so poorly. I need to go back to school. Anyway, think about it. Heat leaves in a vertical direction, thus the increase in the object's relevant surface area (when laid horizontally) will significantly cut the time required to reach the lowest possible temperature.



If my dog Francisco could be productive then goddamn we would be a power-Team. Boom.



Business Idea:



I sent the following to Twitter... on Twitter. And "Biz" (Lame!) "Stone". - - - I could SO MAKE MONEY for Twitter. They're so F'ING STUPID. YEAH, "BIZ". YOU are more like a "JOKE". HIRE me you idiots. Your "company" SUCKS.



^ And that is what I think. I'm gonna be way more rad than they are. #COCKYSOWHAT



Moo Products thinks someone should start a band called Neon Bells already, to capitalize on the fact that every band now has either Neon or Bells in its fucking name.

I LOVE BASEBALL!!

If it's medical marijuana, shouldn't insurance pay for it? Srsly.

hey Liberals, so... illegal immigration is desirable??? Is it? Rly? you always cry and whine about "deregulation", etc. In a broad sense, I believe that you want the state to have power. Okay, but isn't illegal immigration "deregulation" in its purest form? I thought y'all wanted the state to be able to make the rules. Hmm... Eh??

I hate hate HATE the "Silversun Pickups" so much! I mean, okay that song Lazy Eye is alright but that's IT. Hate them.

My website is so fun and awesome now!!
www.MooProducts.com
www.MooProducts.comwww.MooProducts.comwww.MooProducts.com

Obama: Hope / cuz You Don't Know What To Believe.

BARFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hint: "If I don't respect you, I'm not gonna share ANYTHING with you. Fuck off." - sincerely, Sean "Moo"

Random: Dear @MTV, please take the job away from this "World Of Jenks" douchebag. Kthx or else you continue to suck increasingly more every day. h8u (sometimes)

I like standing backwards on elevators cuz it makes me feel like I'm mysteriously rising.

I'm pretty entertained by the Progressive car insurance commercial girl.

Srsly, what the fuck is up with people pushing their dogs in strollers?

Please pleeeease give Me / The U.S.A. a President with military experience. A.S.A.P. That'd be awesome. Show your respect for the military this way. If it isss even real for you. (Are you fake?) (Do you know how awesome they are? Watch 60 Minutes! or C-Span or whatever, you dumb shits. Being a loser is not cool bitch.)

Idea: Operation Build-A-Wall, you fuckers! That would be SO PRODUCTIVE. GOD damnit why do I have all the good ideas. I can't execute them all. Ugh.

I saw a funny, cool custom license plate : Urausm2

BizIdea // Government : Free shipping. On ANYTHING. for a year. (Stimulate [Internet] commerce, etc.)

Sunday, September 12, 2010

In n Out

Sat. / Sun. September 11 / 12 1:56 am

I just got back from In n Out. What a crazy house. Constantly 5,999,999.9 cars and people. #fugglife . . .I was being such a noob. #Fail. But then, I got more spread and made up for it. The ppl next to me were so jeal. This one girl there had the most amazing dress ever known to man. It's a tight skirt with 2 "block" horizontal slits cut into each side, stacked vertically. Think about it. like, = on each side.

Snax / Tip: In n Out sauce plus ketchup equals the ultimate win. That was so good.
Snax / Tip: It's Its are the best.

Pers: I feel so cool cuz I live in Hollywood. Like, everyone plans and in a "big deal" sort of way rushes out to Hollywood on the weekends and stuff. But I walk my dog.

Snax / Tip: (Good one!) - "Secret Menus" at Various Restaurants - http://www.couponsherpa.com/ask-coupon-sherpa/secret-restaurant-menus-revealed/

Random Thought: Syrup is such a weird word. Where did it come from?
Random Info: Check out this artist, Jason Baalman. He makes cool art with french fries, cheetohs, etc. Haha it's pretty good.

Check this out if you haven't seen it. Great e-mail thread. "I have read your website and it is obviously that your a foggot." lol at stupid, ignorant people - http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html

Random: Oh yeah, I just remembered that on the way to In n Out tonight, I saw the funniest custom license plate! - LOL ON U

Pers: New idea, I think if I have a daughter I'll name her "Darcy".

Pers: Uh oh I've been feeding Franky too much. I'm noticing he's gotten so fat! * Update - I cut down his food supply / portions and he's lost some weight again. ps2: this reflects exactly what I've done personally, as well, which is not surprising because me and Frankie ARE exactly the same. Lots of weird things happen. I can't explain it. Srsly though.

Random: Waait actually, I love the "double-rainbow" guy! He's so awesome! (He was on Tosh.0.) #legalizeit

Snax / Tip: Sam Adams is my new favorite beer ever. I cannnn't believe I'm saying that and abandoning my undying #1 total devotion to Newcastle! But srsly... Sam Adams Octoberfest is my favorite beer, ever. It's amazing. Gimme more plz thx.

Random: I LOVE America and am really disappointed that you people seem to have forgotten, take it for granted, have no pride, and don't seem to care. #Spoiled. #MOVE - yeah! 9/11/01 U.S.A. rules

p.s. Yeah if you're a weakling, I don't care about your support.